Desk 0632 · BNB Chain
Live Trending alerts from BNB Chain, read the careful way. Shitty Calls by Poe shows each token as it prints and how often this kind of alert has worked.
A Trending alert means a token entered the trending lists that the network reads.
Momentum alerts show that something is moving, not why. Shitty Calls by Poe reads Trending on BNB Chain as a question: who is driving the move, and can the pool absorb it?
Shitty Calls by Poe tracks Trending because moves show up there first. The desk then compares volume with liquidity, holder count and wallet spread before it treats a move as real.
One habit: Look at how many distinct buyers joined during the move, not only the volume total. Check whether the move started before or after the first public call.
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Screen: market cap at least $20.0K, liquidity at least $10.0K, at least 50 holders, top-10 wallets holding at most 25 %. Charts open on GMGN.
Shitty Calls by Poe narrows the Trending lane on BNB Chain with a simple, public screen:
At build time the lane held 48 recent alerts covering about 17 hours; 18 of them cleared the screen. Those that passed had a median market cap of $55.4K, median liquidity of $21.6K and about 320 holders. 3 of the 48 lane alerts had liquidity below a tenth of their market cap, which makes exits expensive. The median top-10 holder share across the lane was 32 %.
Values measured on 2026-09-23 from the Empire feed. The screen is a filter, not a recommendation.
None of these needs a wallet connection.
| # | Check |
|---|---|
| 1 | Check the first minutes for same-block buys from linked wallets. |
| 2 | Confirm on the chart which pool the price comes from and how deep it is. |
| 3 | Re-check the token an hour later; many setups change fast. |
| 4 | Copy the full contract address from the alert, never the ticker. |
| 5 | Open the deployer wallet and read its earlier launches. |
Shitty Calls by Poe does not post alerts itself; these Telegram routes do.
Measured window: 7 days, 26 tokens. 2x within a day: 46 %. 5x within a day: 27 %. Dead within a day: 19 %. All BNB Chain topics together: 19 % reached 2x.
Source: Blackhat alert scoreboard, 7-day window of mature alerts (older than 24 h), updated 2026-09-23. Full scoreboard.
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| Token | Chain | First alert cap | Tracked cap | Multiple | Report |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MOONBASE | Base | $186K | $1400K | 8x | 2026-09-05 |
| BOX | Base | $22K | $933K | 42x | 2026-09-06 |
| MEME | Base | $43K | $248K | 6x | 2026-09-03 |
| PRIVVVATE | Base | $15K | $532K | 34x | 2026-09-09 |
Selected dated examples from XTRACK reports: multiple = tracked market cap at the report date divided by the market cap at first alert. These are not typical results and not realised profits.
Recorded on 2026-09-23 from the Empire feed. Shitty Calls by Poe keeps a short log so the page shows real alerts even without scripts.
Recorded values, not live prices. Charts open on GMGN with the publisher's referral code.
Shitty Calls by Poe is a Blackhat Crypto Empire desk that follows the Trending channel on BNB Chain and shows the network's live alerts with the checks we use to read them.
No. The desk shows data and a checking method. It does not recommend buying or selling anything.
Dead means -80 % from the alert market cap, a cap under $5K, or a drained pool.
From the Blackhat Empire alert network: on-chain data, launchpads, screeners and tracked wallets, filtered and posted to Telegram. The live board reads the same feed.